❝FOOLISH INDIVIDUALS OF THE WORLD…many of you are surely wondering why I have summoned you at this hour. It’s come to my attention that earlier this evening, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 won Movie of the Year. Now, should anyone, student or staff, attempt to aid the Twilight cast or Stephenie Meyer by purchasing Twilight products, reading Twilight books or watching Twilight movies, they will be punished, in a manner consistent with the severity of their transgression. Furthermore, any person found to have knowledge of these events…who fails to come forward, will be treated…as…equally guilty.❞